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Monday, November 22, 2004

A joke for you...

There is a factory in America which makes Tickle Me Elmo dolls.The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800 The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's doorThe Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employeeHe complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.The Personnel Manager decides he needs to see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor.
When they got there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they are really beginning to pile up.: At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric & a huge bag of small marbles. The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around the two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.: The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the women. "I'm sorry" he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the directions I gave you yetserday." "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

Rebecca at 11:32 AM

Thursday, November 11, 2004

http://www.lazyboytv.com/LAZYBOYhome.html

Check that out..... I don't know if you've heard this new "song" but it's awesome. It's called "Underwear goes on inside the pants." Really makes you think, and if you can get past how sad it is, it's actually pretty funny. Make sure you click on the TV on the website to see the video, and here are the lyrics:

http://www.lyricstop.com/u/underweargoesinsidethepants-lazyboy.html

He hits on: Marijuana, Viagra, those tons of pharmaceutical commercials everywhere, homeless people, obesity, schools & terrorists. Basically everything a good public message should have! :) check it out & let me know what you think.

That's it for now-- I'll do a real post when I'm not so busy!

Rebecca at 1:04 PM

Here we Go Again...
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